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Friday, February 18, 2011
68th!
Hamsters are corporate whore! >.<
That's all folks for this Month, Come back again on 1st March for more FAT [Funny Awesome things] posts :)
That's all folks for this Month, Come back again on 1st March for more FAT [Funny Awesome things] posts :)
Thursday, February 17, 2011
That's Sofa King True!
In at least ONE of your classes, there's the one loud-ass annoying guy who thinks he's funny ALL THE TIME.
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Monday, February 14, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
I can bet a 1000 Million dollars that this Kitty saw Justin Bieber..
No, 1000 Million Dollars thing was a joke.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Poor Lion..
A lion in the London zoo was lying in the sun licking its arse when a visitor turned to the keeper and said,
"That’s a docile old thing isn’t it?"
"No way," said the keeper, "its the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a politician into the cage and completely devoured him."
"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its arse?"
"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."
"That’s a docile old thing isn’t it?"
"No way," said the keeper, "its the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a politician into the cage and completely devoured him."
"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its arse?"
"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."
Englerland
England have reached the final of the world cup, and to no ones surprise are suffering an injury crisis, and are unable to field a full fit team. Capello has his head in his hands, but Stuart Pearce tells him "I got an idea Boss - Leave it to me".
As the match kicks off, Capello is surprised to see only 2 England players on the field. From the kick off, one of the players sprints forward, tackles, gets the ball , dribbles round 6 opponents and slots it into the corner with a blistering curling shot. The other player is just running round in circles in his own half.
As play resumes, the same thing happens, and the player scores again. Once more the other player is still running round, scratching his arse and tripping over his boots. The story is repeated throughout the match, with England coming out 5-0 winners, all scored by the one player with a virtuoso performance.
A delighted Capello comes down to the dressing room afterwards to congratulate his team, but is shocked to find blood on the walls , dismembered body parts lying on the floor and Stuart Pierce dressed in a surgical gown standing over a makeshift operating table.
"My God Stuart. What have you done. Who was that player who scored all the goals "
"Well boss" he starts "I got the idea from watching a Frankenstein movie. I took the best bits from all the injured players and put them together to make one super player. That was Rooney's neck, Ashley Cole's left leg, Defoe's right leg, Lampard's brain, Gerrards heart and Crouch's head."
"That was fantastic" said Capello "but tell me about the other player, the one who just ran around in circles and scratching his arse - was he just made up of all the other working parts that you could find from the rest of the team?"
"No" said his deputy, "that was Emile Heskey."
As the match kicks off, Capello is surprised to see only 2 England players on the field. From the kick off, one of the players sprints forward, tackles, gets the ball , dribbles round 6 opponents and slots it into the corner with a blistering curling shot. The other player is just running round in circles in his own half.
As play resumes, the same thing happens, and the player scores again. Once more the other player is still running round, scratching his arse and tripping over his boots. The story is repeated throughout the match, with England coming out 5-0 winners, all scored by the one player with a virtuoso performance.
A delighted Capello comes down to the dressing room afterwards to congratulate his team, but is shocked to find blood on the walls , dismembered body parts lying on the floor and Stuart Pierce dressed in a surgical gown standing over a makeshift operating table.
"My God Stuart. What have you done. Who was that player who scored all the goals "
"Well boss" he starts "I got the idea from watching a Frankenstein movie. I took the best bits from all the injured players and put them together to make one super player. That was Rooney's neck, Ashley Cole's left leg, Defoe's right leg, Lampard's brain, Gerrards heart and Crouch's head."
"That was fantastic" said Capello "but tell me about the other player, the one who just ran around in circles and scratching his arse - was he just made up of all the other working parts that you could find from the rest of the team?"
"No" said his deputy, "that was Emile Heskey."
Morons!
Three convicts were on their way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time whilst stuck behind bars. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could.
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. "I brought these."
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horse riding, swimming, roller-skating..."
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could.
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. "I brought these."
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horse riding, swimming, roller-skating..."
Monday, February 7, 2011
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