Like the Ross

Mr. Schwimmer, thank you for coming to the interview. So, you're a FRIEND round here.

Ross: Absolutely, I'm the Ross.
FAT: Ahan, so take us to the life of "The Ross"

Lose Rachel, Like The Ross.
Get Married, Like The Ross.
Lesbian Wife, Like The Ross.
Be a Geek, , Like The Ross.
Pussy Out, Like The Ross.
Be a loser, Like The Ross.
Have sex, Like The Ross.
Think you're on a break, Like The Ross.
Lose Rachel again, Like The Ross.
Way, No way, Like The Ross.
Say "Rachel, I do" , Like The Ross.
Lose Emily, Like The Ross.
Get drunk, Like The Ross.
Marry Rachel, Like The Ross.
Realise, Like The Ross.
Now divorced thrice, Like The Ross.
Sex with Rachel, Like The Ross.
Fuck her brains out, Like The Ross.
Get her pregnant, Like The Ross.
Emma's born, Cuz of Ross.
Fuck Kung Fu, Like The Ross.
I've Unagi, Like The Ross.
Date a student, Like The Ross.
Crash out, Like The Ross.
Be alone, Like The Ross.
Get Naked, Like The Ross.
For the house, Like The Ross.
In the end, Like The Ross.
Stalk Rachel, Like The Ross.
She comes back, Like The Ross.
Now I have a hot chick!!